Did you know a llama can go up to 9mph? (no, thats a chicken...)
WEll, after that useful fact, we shall go straingt into what llamas eat. Umm... i think cheese, and...um... hamburgers, umm... cauliflower... umm... carpets.... televisions... and jam. lots and lots of jam. and cheesecake*


NB: I don't think llamas actually eat ANY of these, so don't try it without speaking to a real llama breeder.

Now for Llama Housing
Llamas normally live outside, on fields and suchlike. however they would prefer to be in your house with you. So, if you have a llama, take it into your house and put it in your kitchen. Llamas like kitchens.

NB: Don't take llamas into your house without the full, sober consent of the people you live with.

CHEESECAKE....order cheesecake
CHEESECAKE.....FEED IT CHEESECAKE!
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